"Really??"

      The Really?? conundrum. I don't understand it.Surely there have been more intelligent statement-fads than this. This is just annoying. Similar to the "I know, right?" after everything someone says. Or the "I was just joking" after saying something mean. ha - do I look stupid?? Really??  I do, don't I? I know, right?
                                      I have the privilege of working beside a lunatic.
     There are many words to describe this person but I would rather not be repetitive. She is like a forest-child of some kind. She has recently escaped from her isolated cabin in the middle of the woods and she is experiencing the world one amazing discovery at a time. Everything is new, fresh and confusing. She is quizzical over every situation she is faced with and it is fucking annoying. This is not an exaggeration this woman needs her head checked! Everything is a fucking mystery to her and I utterly despise people with lack of common sense.
  But I have to remain calm [turn the Blues on my headphones up louder] and try to understand she comes from an isolated cabin in the woods on it's own island so small and disconnected from this world it originated from it's own tiny cell of it's own tiny organism on it's own tiny fucking planet in it's own galaxy.  ignore her. That's what I meant... ignore her.

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